Sorry for doing a complete 180 with my posting but when I was watching Good Morning America earlier this A.M. I just couldn’t help but rant about this.
Just when I thought I’d seen it all, modifying your ears to be pointy like an elf is becoming a trend here in the United States. This “surgery” can cost anywhere from $2,000-$8,000 U.S. Dollars.
First of all I would rather chop off one of my ears than look as idiotic as the woman in the image to the left. What is trendy about looking like a complete fucking idiot? Think about the people who do have pointy ears like that and got made fun of when they were kids, I’m sure they would much rather trade you ears. But no, you go out of your way, spend thousands of dollars, and cut up your ears to look like Buddy the Elf. Good Morning America said that once you get this modification done, there’s a very slim chance to get your ears back to normal once you’ve done so. I thought that people with those big ass holes the size of a half-dollar coin looked moronic but this definitely takes the cake. And what if Jesus were to come back and see you looking like this? What would he even say to you?
Honestly it’s not funny, it’s not cool, it has to go down as the stupidest thing that I have ever seen in my life, if I saw this “operation” getting done to somebody I would definitely ask them why? Unless you plan on making your career as Santa’s right hand man for the rest of your life, please save yourself the humiliation when you are 80 years old and in the nursing home with no hair and pointy ears.